May 25th, 2013 at 4:21PM

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

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May 25th, 2013 at 4:20PM
penny-rose: what are you saying

penny-rose:

what are you saying

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May 25th, 2013 at 4:19PM

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May 24th, 2013 at 10:35PM

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

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May 23rd, 2013 at 7:02PM

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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May 23rd, 2013 at 6:59PM

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 9:16PM
lacigreen: IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

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May 22nd, 2013 at 2:09PM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 2:06PM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 12:16PM
trumpettimes: thefrogman: Okayyyy. I suppose I can. Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs. this only enforces my belief that Otis is my favorite dog on the internet!!

trumpettimes:

thefrogman:

Okayyyy. I suppose I can.

Here are a few of my favorite Otis blergenfloofs.

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this only enforces my belief that Otis is my favorite dog on the internet!!

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May 22nd, 2013 at 9:57AM

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

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May 22nd, 2013 at 9:55AM

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:53PM

vivalafrankie:

Dresses from modcloth that I want so bad that I may actually cry.

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:43PM

mormondad:

this video turned me christian

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May 21st, 2013 at 9:41PM

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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